"My next job? To catch a frog."

"I've dealt with a few croaky sounding engines in my time, but it's not every day you’re called out to look for a frog in a member's car.

"Apparently the little critter had jumped in the night before. A bit of a frog phobic, the member was petrified it was going to land on his lap while he was behind the wheel.

"When I arrived on the scene, the car doors were all open and everything was stripped out of the boot. But as he’d last seen the frog near the pedals, the member was convinced he’d made a home behind the dashboard.

"After two hours spent stripping the dashboard, and removing seats and trims, my only conclusion was that he must have hopped it."

Andy Jones, AA Patrol